Sanders Files Report Record Visitor Traffic For The 30th Straight Year
Curators describe interest as 'undiminished, decades later.'
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Lions Confirm Kneecap Comment Was, In Fact, A Joke, Mostly
Team spokesperson clarifies the phrase was 'motivational in spirit' and 'not to be taken literally, probably.'
Thanksgiving Watch Committee Confirms Game Is, Once Again, On Thanksgiving
Officials call the finding 'consistent with prior years.'
Megatron Vault Adds New Wing Dedicated Entirely To One Catch
The catch in question has been re-examined and re-confirmed as 'very good.'
Front Office Insists Lions Are 'In On Everybody' This Cycle
The phrase has been issued, verbatim, every offseason since records began.
Campbell Praises Team's 'Standard,' Declines To Specify What That Means Numerically
Reporters describe the standard as 'a feeling, mostly.'
Rookie Confused By Turnout For A Wednesday Walkthrough
Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about his diet.
